professorfangirl

professorfangirl:

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

because your saliva will make the chinchilla wet, and chinchillas can’t get wet. The end.

calling-all-winchesters

“it means he likes you,”
says my first grade teacher when
the boy pulled my braid
as if he hadn’t caused my tears and
i should be grateful, happy

“oh, but he likes you,”
says my teenage best friend
when i turned down the boy
who asked me to the Snow Ball
as if i should like him because he likes me
as if his feelings are mine and i
don’t have a choice

“that’s why the boys like you,”
says my college roommate
in a haze of smoke when i tell her
that i’ve never had a boyfriend and
i’ve always said no when they like me

(she kisses me and it’s sweeter than
when the boy kissed me under the bleachers
in the eleventh grade
and i kissed her back
because i liked her)

like you like me (via emrysdean)